Oh My God Y'all!
Like, Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God!
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55 things you ought to know about me…
*Ten things you wish you could say to ten different people right now (don’t tell us who they are):
1. You’re the one for me, fatty.
2. I don’t wanna, I don’t think so.
3. Yes, I get by with a little help from my friends.
4. Mirror me your memories, please.
5. If you close the door, the night could last forever.
6. Before you accuse me, take a look at yourself.
7. I don’t know you but I want you all the more for that.
8. I’ll be your slave, give you a shave.
9. There it goes, another one is gone.
10. The international dateline, let’s end it here.
*Nine things about yourself (very random):
1. I can finish a liter and a half of Coke in one sitting.
2. I am quite fond of refrigerators.
3. I like calling people by their email addresses.
4. I believe in “to each his own.”
5. My secret ambition is to become a stunt choreographer and/or stunt double.
6. I am not that boring.
7. I detest losing things.
8. I easily get startled.
9. I have a growing thing for piranhas. -
Oh, the things humanity does to itself when drunk wtf
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What I’ll be doing tonight. \m/
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GPOY “Boredom is boring its boring self into my bored skull” edition
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‘sup Tumblr?!?
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The end of a two-year era is coming to a close. The security that I got from this product was unparalleled. It provided consistent performance that I could rely on, come rain or shine. I will cherish it for the few remaining days it has left. It will always be remembered.
For those of you who don’t know, let me clue you in. For the past two years now, I’ve been using this gel that comes from a bucket that is apparently geared towards black people. It’s called Krystal Styling Gel. No kidding, it advertises on the bucket that it provides “The Style, The Body, The Spirit, The Mind, and THE SOUL”. That’s why it has been referred to as the “Soul Gel”. It is the foundation of my coolness. Just like Screech’s lucky beret, just like Linus’ blanket, just like Samson’s hair, I don’t know what to do without it.
Regardless, a new gel will be coming into town. I’m entertaining different offers. Do you have a gel that you recommend? Does it provide consistent hold without that hard-hair feeling? Does it leave your hair shiny and healthy-looking? If so, please tell me. I’m trying to devise a system where I give trial periods to different products and eventually make cuts. This is an important decision and must not be taken lightly. I will rate each product on the categories of hold, endurance, shine, smell, nutrients, dispensing quality from product packaging, and product packaging breakability. So in the next couple of weeks, let me know how my hair looks. It will be considered into the final evaluation.
I’m thinking about keeping the bucket after it’s all gone. Call me Uncle Jesse, but I have an attachment to this gel. It’s been through 3 jobs, 6 countries, countless dates, the good times and bad. I know you have a personal relationship with at least one of your personal hygiene products, so wipe that smirk off your face.
A new gel’s comin’ to town. Be on the lookout.
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I could seriously use some hot oil treatment now. And because I’m such a fucking tightwad, I’ll perform it right here at home! Sis is doing mine first, and then I’ll do hers. How ghetto!
BRB PAMP-HAIR-ING SESH
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Truth be told, I am not a fan of shoes to the point that this is just my sole pair of casual outdoor footwear. “When it’s already worn-out, that’s the only time I’ll go for another one” is the kind of sick mentality I live by.
Besides, I have other far more important things I’d rather invest my money on! Like saving up to get Botox later when I need it WTF
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Just woke up, hence the extra grumpy, I-want-to-murder-the-entire-human-race look wtf
GUTEN MORGEN WORLD! \m/
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It has recently occurred to me that I should put up some photos of myself more often. This is a lame-ass attempt to
attract sex partnersestablish a personal connection with all of my 2 followers here on Tumblr.For starters, pictured above is me looking fucking hot wtf
*eye twitch* I don’t know if it’s your lips or your eyes, but you remind me of Niels Bohr (this picture).
^That was a compliment.
Haven’t heard that before from anyone. :)
I think it’s cool that you associate how I look with an agent of science who happens to be massively influential to my love for both chem and physics (them Bohr orbitals and I go way back), so thanks!
"Thirdy". Perpetually 19. Corporeally 15. Emotionally 7. Mentally 1. I wanna go out and explore the world!
