*Ten things you wish you could say to ten different people right now (don’t tell us who they are):
1. You’re the one for me, fatty.
2. I don’t wanna, I don’t think so.
3. Yes, I get by with a little help from my friends.
4. Mirror me your memories, please.
5. If you close the door, the night could last forever.
6. Before you accuse me, take a look at yourself.
7. I don’t know you but I want you all the more for that.
8. I’ll be your slave, give you a shave.
9. There it goes, another one is gone.
10. The international dateline, let’s end it here.
*Nine things about yourself (very random):
1. I can finish a liter and a half of Coke in one sitting.
2. I am quite fond of refrigerators.
3. I like calling people by their email addresses.
4. I believe in “to each his own.”
5. My secret ambition is to become a stunt choreographer and/or stunt double.
6. I am not that boring.
7. I detest losing things.
8. I easily get startled.
9. I have a growing thing for piranhas.