Oh My God Y'all!
Like, Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God!
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New Year’s resolution: to be an authentic woman
Yeah, about resolutions. I leafed through my offline diary and eventually located the entry for this year’s resolutions. I stated rather crystal clearly that I wanted to weigh around seven kilograms, but apparently I failed miserably. Not that it matters but just feel like saying that. Goddamnit, I sound so fucking shallow!!!
Okay, okay, on to next year’s resolutions!
But… but… why make them when I never stick to them anyway, ever? OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, NOW I FINALLY REALISE! My resolution for next year is to NOT have resolutions! *pats self for sheer brilliance*
Oh yes, to be an authentic woman? Just joshing around! *pats self again for succeeding in tricking people to read*
"Thirdy". Perpetually 19. Corporeally 15. Emotionally 7. Mentally 1. I wanna go out and explore the world!
