Oh My God Y'all!
Like, Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God!
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JOYCE: Don’t worry about school, honey. If we can’t get you back into
Sunnydale, maybe we can swing private school.BUFFY: Private school? You mean, like jackets and kilts? You want me to get field hockey knees?
JOYCE: It’s not that bad.
BUFFY: What about home schooling? You know, it’s not just for scary
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XANDER: What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me! I’m going gay. I’ve decided I’m turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let’s gay.
WILLOW: What?
XANDER: You heard me. Just tell me what to do. I’m mentally undressing Scott Bakula right now. That’s a start, isn’t it?
ANDREW: Captain Archer…
XANDER: Come on, let’s get this gay show on the gay road. Help me out here.
BUFFY: What if you just start attracting male demons?
DAWN: Clem always liked you.
ANYA: It would serve you right.
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My all-time favorite Tallow moment. ♥
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I provide much-needed sarcasm
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BUFFY:
Well, from now on, I'm your leader as in "do what I say."
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XANDER:
Ja wohl! But let's not try to forget, we're also your friends.
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ANYA:
I'm not!
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BUFFY:
Then why are you here? Aside from getting rescued, what is it that you do?
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ANYA:
I provide much-needed... sarcasm.
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BUFFY:
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Is this a penis metaphor?
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XANDER:
You girls need a lift?
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BUFFY:
What is this?
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XANDER:
What do you mean, what is it? It's my thing.
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WILLOW:
Your thing?
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XANDER:
My thing!
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BUFFY:
Is this a penis metaphor?
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XANDER:
It's my thing that makes me cool. You know, that makes me unique. I'm Car Guy. Guy with the car.
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XANDER:
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“I’m taking a holiday from dealing, happily vacationing in the Land of Not Coping.”
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XANDER: Giles lived for school. He’s actually still bitter that there are only twelve grades.
BUFFY: He probably sat in math class thinking, ‘There should be more math. This could be mathier.’
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“You want sex? Let’s have sex. Right here. Hot, sweaty, big sex.”
Probably my all-time favorite Xanya moment.
"Thirdy". Perpetually 19. Corporeally 15. Emotionally 7. Mentally 1. I wanna go out and explore the world!
